length

rock n' roll term for penis

e.g. dudes hang on i need to wip the legnth out ( go to the toilet)

or, haha i was bored so i slaped her with ma legnth

by tedhardcore July 7, 2005

tree lengthener

A prank pulled on rookie constrution workers.

"Hey Johnny! Go to the hardware store and buy some tree lengthener."

by Sal1981 September 25, 2005

Lengthy jew

A person that is severely jewish and takes their religion to extreme lengths

anna: is your uncle jewish?

mish: yeah he's very jewish, keeps kosher and all.

anna: ohh so he's a lengthy jew!

by macscotlandia August 5, 2010

Length

The measure from distance to distance.

person: wanna know the length of my dick
me: I’m totally okay with never knowing that

by yummytoenails69 October 3, 2018

lengther

Sole job of one person in which he determines the length of things such as tape, strings, wooden boards. Works closely with a gurther.

When covering motors with clear plastic.. the Lengther rolls out the plastic and tells the man with the knife where to cut it.

by A-Shift 6th hand December 11, 2013

lengthy slengthy

To refer to someone having a long penis but there is a half missing. For example, if someone had a lengthy slengthy, they could be missing the left half of their penis but the right half would be perfectly well intact.

“Greg stuck his lengthy slengthy inside of me last night, it felt weird but it really focused on my right half.”

by Praised pecker October 15, 2018

Shrek length

Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length

Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths

by DaDragonSlayor September 1, 2018