by Samanthaaaaaaaaa October 15, 2006
A lesbian...
Person 1: Oh damn she was hot!
Person 2: Dude, She's a Lemon..
Person 1: No way..
Person 2: Yeah way!!
Person 2: Dude, She's a Lemon..
Person 1: No way..
Person 2: Yeah way!!
by InitBeee! March 03, 2011
Usually a sexually-orientated fan-work or fanfiction, mostly based on manga, anime, video games, and sometimes cartoons. It's also rated 18+ for the sexual acts. It's not like people listen anyway, I don't.
Usually written by women for women, and is about 90% yaoi. There's a difference between porn and lemons, as porn is usually plot-less and has different sexual acts that please men, while lemons are usually written in a book, comic, fanart, or fanfiction. It has more of what pleases women, such as more romance and moar men in it.
Pro-tip: NEVER look up lemons of your childhood favorites. It will shatter your brain.
Pro-tip #2: Most lemons can be found on DeviantART, Fanfiction.net, and just about every other site where horny, sex-crazed teen girls go.
SYNONYMS:
Smut
Lime (more romantic and loving instead of sexual)
Usually written by women for women, and is about 90% yaoi. There's a difference between porn and lemons, as porn is usually plot-less and has different sexual acts that please men, while lemons are usually written in a book, comic, fanart, or fanfiction. It has more of what pleases women, such as more romance and moar men in it.
Pro-tip: NEVER look up lemons of your childhood favorites. It will shatter your brain.
Pro-tip #2: Most lemons can be found on DeviantART, Fanfiction.net, and just about every other site where horny, sex-crazed teen girls go.
SYNONYMS:
Smut
Lime (more romantic and loving instead of sexual)
Ooh, that yaoi lemon I read earlier today was yummy! Mmm... Yaoi...
That FrancexUK story I read earlier today was WAY steamier than the AmericaxUK one I read yesterday.
That FrancexUK story I read earlier today was WAY steamier than the AmericaxUK one I read yesterday.
by CatsfromElsweyr June 24, 2013
by Lame lay June 03, 2016
What the fuck? Are you goddamned retarded? It's a fucking lemon you special ed motherfucker. Jesus Christ who let this window licker off of the short bus? Motherfucker searching "Lemon" on UrbanDictionary. Get back in the special ed room before I kick your retarded ass back in there.
Jim:This retarded ass motherfucker just searched "Lemon" on Urban Dictionary.
John: What a fucking window licker.
John: What a fucking window licker.
by UrbanScribe7 November 23, 2019
A person in the company of a couple who feels out of place. Much like a gooseberry. Comes from the simple fact that everyone has a single lemon in their fruitbowl, which looks and feels out of place. (I may have made that last bit up)
by jimbo January 26, 2005
1 a fruit
2 a way to describe something thats bitter sweet, like lemonade.
3 a way to describe something that sucks
4 an enduring nickname giving to ones lover
2 a way to describe something thats bitter sweet, like lemonade.
3 a way to describe something that sucks
4 an enduring nickname giving to ones lover
-pass the lemon, I need to zest it.
-It was so lemon, I did get to see the movie, but now I'm broke.
-what the F*** that was so lemon, the movie sucked AND I'm broke.....
-I miss Lemon, I dreamt about him last night =
-It was so lemon, I did get to see the movie, but now I'm broke.
-what the F*** that was so lemon, the movie sucked AND I'm broke.....
-I miss Lemon, I dreamt about him last night =
by I am Jack's lack of surprise January 12, 2009