2 definitions by N1ckHouston

Lemon

The fruit that life gives you. If you shall be so lucky to receive lemons, make them combustible. Then make life take them back. Get mad. Burn life's house down. With the lemons.

When life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back.

by N1ckHouston February 18, 2015

FUCK

And old English abbreviation standing for Fornication Under Consent of the King.

Still commonly used to mean having sex or even to express grief or disappointment.

I asked the king so technically we FUCKed.

FUCK! I forgot my waffle iron.

by N1ckHouston August 21, 2013