legal

Stuff only pussies and goody goodies do. The opposite of illegal. Something that is half as fun as illegal stuff.

Beating people is legal until they say no twice, then its rape. Rape is not a sexual crime, its an extremely violent crime where you cum.

by Alex October 26, 2004

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legal

Your 16th birthday....or so they say!

Mary:" yay, its my birthday today!"

Joe: "how old are you now?"

Mary: "sixteen"

Joe: "Your legal!"

by pogostick October 26, 2004

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legal

no fun

"well atleast its legal"
"nvm thats no fun"

by thats what your mom said October 7, 2020

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Cool, raw, legit, looking good. It is often used in a greeting, or describing how someone or something looks, acts, appears, or works. Also, legal often preceeds the adjictive "pretty".

"Lookin' pretty legal" Describing how someonr looks good.
"That shirt's pretty legal" Describing how a shirt looks good.
"That bike is pretty legal" Describing how a bike looks good.

Rawlegitcoolgoodlegal

by The Sea April 25, 2011

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Legally Skilled

A Stupid Ad That you don't have to look very hard to find.

If you do a Triple flip Even Though Literally a baby could do it, you are Legally Skilled.

by Hmmmcorn June 3, 2019

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Slapped By Legal

Another way of saying 'You will be sued' or 'I am going to get my lawers'
Mostly known from Danny Gonzalez's second channel '2 Danny 2 Furious' video 'getting slapped by legal :/'

"He's about to get slapped by legal for using our face"

by MugManNumber932 November 1, 2020

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