turn left to greenland

This is how you got to America.

So tell me, How did you find America. Turn left to Greenland (hah)

by GeorgesBrackets January 17, 2022

Turn this Big Motherfucker left, Troy!

1.

Classic line by Samuel L. Jackson (that guy ALWAYS has the best lines) on the Internet Phenomenon film 'Snakes On A Plane' as Samuel's character and Kenan, from 'Kenan and Kel' try to hoist the plane left for an emergency landing after the co-pilot was killed by snakebite, whilst plummetting down to certain death.

2. Said in emergency life threatening situations where you are dependant on someone less able than you to save you from doom.

3. When you are in a car that is going to crash into another because you are moving too fast, this is the line you say just before you meet your death.

*Two friends in a car speeding..suddenly approaching a lorry that can't see them*
John : Shit , we're gonna die slow down, he's coming right at you Trebecc!
Trebbecc : Argh! The steering wheel came off! Shit shouldn't have joyrided with my mom's ran down car!
*The approaching lorry nears close, inch close to crashing*
John : ARGHHHH!! TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT , TROY!

*they die*

Example 2 :
*Guy has to lift something heavy and take it upstairs*
*Grunts to himself* : TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT, TROY!

by sundarasundara August 10, 2009

Left Turned Tab

A Left Turned Tab is a beer can with a tab on it to which you simply mark you beer by turning the tab all the way left creating a Left Turned Tab. This method is usually seen being used by professionals only so please turn your tabs at your own risk.

I have to use the restroom. I'm going to mark my beer by using the Left Turned Tab method since I see Johnny already crushed his in and I can't just hold it in my hand because I need both hands to use the restroom.

by Packman314 November 30, 2019

Left-turnist

Usually a male in his 40’s, that enjoys small penis humiliation while masterbating to the women on the view while driving, and then making a left U-Turn from the right lane and totaling their vehicle, and not accept responsibility.

Captain Chris is such a left-turnist he can’t go within a 1000 feet of the bumper cars ride at the fair. The children that died in the pileup were the lucky ones. The onlookers were the real victims. You can never unsee a left—turnist in action.

by Rabid Rebel April 26, 2023

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

turning left

Used to describe those people who only get to experience the lifestyles of the rich and famous. pop stars, heiresses and the like. Comes from the habit of turning left into the 1st Class cabin of a aircraft on boarding.

Man, he wouldnt go to Macca's for a meal hes been turning left his whole life

by Ken the Pom February 26, 2008

Turns Left

If you are talking to someone....and they start going off for no reason and making the conversation bigger than it needs to be.... Then they TURN LEFT OR TURNS LEFT...meaning they TURN the conversation in the wrong direction...left....instead of keeping the conversation "Right".... They TURN LEFT!

Example 1: "I'm about to go talk to her but if she Turns left...I'm bout to let her know all about it."
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"

by ChrisAngel May 1, 2016