and I'm a leprechaun

A euphamism for bullshit. Usually said in a squeaky Irish accent.

Dude: Yea yesterday I got like, 10 chicks' numbers.
Kevin: And I'm a leprechaun!

by The Kevin August 30, 2005

Dirty Leprechaun

When you are squatting over a girls face naked while she is sleeping, like a little leprechaun with your asshole spread open. Next, you throw a pint of Guiness in her face to wake her up, then she wakes up immediately slamming her face into your asshole.

My wife was sleeping last night and I decided to give her a dirty leprechaun.

by AVC8 December 2, 2011

Leprechaun

A heterosexual male working in a predominately female profession who is convinced that he is more attractive than he really is because there is no competition. The resulting inflated self image produces a persecution complex wherein Leprechaun becomes convinced that female coworkers are lusting for him and believes that they are always after his Lucky Charms.

I tried to tell him his fly was open but he's such a Leprechaun he assumed I was hitting on him.

by Whiteroses January 25, 2009

leprechaun

To me it looks like a leprechaun to me, all you got to do is look up in the tree. Who all seen the leprechaun say yeaaaa!!

about the 'leprechaun'
Person 1: My theory is...its a shadow cast from the other limb...
Person 2: Could be a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff.

by trojanfever May 23, 2006

Leprechaun

A leprechaun is a fictional character which you would come across in Irish folk lore. It is not - as believed by most Americans - something you are ever going to come across in The Republic of Ireland. Leprechauns are usually portrayed wearing shamrock green garments and are being about one foot tall. In the FAIRY TALES if you come across a leprechaun he will lead you to his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

American Tourist walks up to red-haired Irish child
American Tourist: Are you a leprechaun?
Irish Child: Fuck off.
Irish Child then beats the shit out of American Tourist and leaves him/her for dead.

by Irish_Girl95 August 5, 2008

angry leprechaun

have sex with a midget on freshly cut grass then cum on them, kick them in the shins, push them over. Then they roll around in pain and get covered in grass.

The angry leprechaun chased me all the way home

by Mr. Himel May 4, 2009

Leprechaunitis

A condition whereby the sufferer is under the impression they have Irish ancestry despite the fact neither there mother or father have any Irish ancestors. It commonly afflicts young white English individuals of upper-middle class status who realise that in-bred, illegitimate,web-toed royal ancestry isn't that trendy anymore and therefore self diagnose themselves with this condition of leprechaunitis.

Bristol university student on 17th March " Doctor, I have an uncontrollable urge to go to the pub tonight in a fucking stupid green hat, order pints of Guinness that I hate, and pretend that my grandad was called paddy"
Doctor " don't worry, you are just suffering from leprechaunitis, I imagine by midnight or before a real Irish person might kick some fucking reality in to your head"

by Norrineye February 2, 2018