leaning on the microwave

The final stage in the production of crack cocaine.

I'm leaning on the microwave, these rocks will be dried and ready for distribution shortly.

by Big Kuntry King December 14, 2006

leaning tripod

somebody with a huge dick

that ginger is a leaning tripod

by sir kamen roberts November 14, 2011

leaning sideways

High, stoned, blazed.

Take a whiff of this satori, it'll have you leaning sideways with a single hit.

by sanctum666 November 30, 2013

Leaning Tower of Poopsa

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.

The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.

by sidewinder717 November 11, 2013

Leaning Tower of Pat

It is similar to the Eiffel Tower position except one male participant has a broken leg and can’t stand so it is forced to be leaned over.

Got invited to a 3-way for an Eiffel Tower last night but with my broken leg we had to do the Leaning Tower of Pat instead. Great alternative!

by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020

leagion

A much more sexy way of spelling legion. reserved for uberleets. so ya

Guy1: Hey arn't you in the legion?

Leetguy: Yah. You should join the leagion. So you no longer have redneck status.

by Densaleagion December 13, 2007

Gay leaning

When a straight man does something that can be construed as gay.

I saw my friend wearing a LuluLemon shirt and I told him that that was gay leaning.

by GArY STRAIGHTington August 24, 2019