Leaky hoe

A leaky hoe is a cheap female/hooker that is very ineffective at keeping liquids in.

Boy: I bought a leaky hoe yesterday and she couldn’t keep anything in her
Boy 2: I hate them damn leaky hoes

by Aidan the god rod June 29, 2018

Leaky Bastard

anybody that is big douche

Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!

by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011

leaky pipe

Once the act of docking has been completed, both participants proceed to urinate while continuing to maintain said docking maneuver. this gives the appearance of a leaky pipe

Mark: Dude, lets dock like it's 1999!
Dick: No way last time we did you gave me the leaky pipe!
Mark: When you gots to pee, you gots to pee

by analblast9000 April 5, 2010

sneaky leaky

Cumming in your girl's ass while she's sleeping and having her discover the cum dripping from her butt in the morning.

My girl isn't talking to me because of the sneaky leaky I gave her last night.

by SlimGravy February 8, 2008

leaky gasket

When the anus fails to seal after receiving anal intercourse causing ejaculate to leak out of the receiving partner's anus.

My girlfriend got pregnant after my cum dripped on her vagina from her leaky gasket. Who would think that anal sex could do that?!

by Vinnie the Lip January 1, 2012

Leaky Vagina

A leaky fanny is a female's intimate area after forms of sex or masturbation. This means her vagina could be leaking because of the male semen inside of it, or the female experiencing an orgasm.

The term "fanny" is slang for a vagina.

Oh, I took it out and she had a proper leaky vagina.
She orgasmed so hard, that her fanny leaked everywhere.

by MyNamesAkira December 7, 2016

Leaky Vagina

The situation that occurs when the host of the leaky vagina comes into close proximity of something of optimal stimulus.

Nat: Goddam it, I've got leaky vagina again. This happens whenever I'm around Rolo.

by Leaky Vagina Expert April 30, 2014