1. The greatest
player in the game right now.
2. 4x MVP, 2x Finals MVP, 2 TIME NBA CHAMPION.
3. A name (noun) that make millions of
people angry, jealous, obsessed, or extremely
happy in a matter of moments of hearing the name.
- "Hey, man did you see LeBron scored 37 points in Game 7 of the finals last night?"
- "NO! Shut the
fuck up man. I'm from Cleveland. I fucking hate you because LeBron was my life before he left. Now we really won't have another championship here for another 47 years. Plus I wake up in this dirty,
cold,
shithole called Cleveland every morning, and he wakes up on the beach! FUCK THE HEAT"