1. The greatest player in the game right now.
2. 4x MVP, 2x Finals MVP
, 2 TIME NBA CHAMPION
3. A name (noun) that make millions of people angry, jealous, obsessed, or extremely happy in a matter of moments of hearing the name.
- "Hey, man did you see LeBron
scored 37 points in Game 7 of the finals last night?"
- "NO! Shut the fuck up man. I'm from Cleveland
. I fucking hate you because LeBron was my life before he left. Now we really won't have another championship here for another 47 years. Plus I wake up in this dirty, cold, shithole called Cleveland every morning, and he wakes up on the beach! FUCK THE HEAT