Lazzles

An alternative to "lawlz", "lol", or "haha"

I just danced with a narwhal. Lazzles!

by Lazzlequeen :) August 12, 2011

Lazzer

A lazy person or someone who always gets other people to things for them.

Jess: get me that gin bottle from the kitchen Babes
Tom: Why are you such a lazzer for man get it yourself

by Thatdonmeek March 25, 2020

Lazzy

When you feel lazy but feelin kinda swazzy so you get groovy & the lazy leaves you.

"Man Jack I'm feelin kinda lazy, but I wanna get funky.."
"Oh so you feelin' lazzy?"

by AshWithGrass June 14, 2021

Lazzara-Itis

Amazing disease, often caught after excessive listening to and/or watching of Taking Back Sunday. Symptoms may include randomly shouting 'I LOVE ADAM LAZZARA!' 'ADAM LAZZARA IS A SEXY BEAST!', butterflies in stomach at the slightest mention of the band, and a slightly creepy obsession with TBS and Adam.

'Dude, how was that concert last night?'
'Awesome, but I think I came down with Lazzara-Itis.'

by omglexa December 24, 2008

lazzyniggaitis

a noun, a disease contracted form chronic laziness starts in the ass checks and spread toward the abdominals. can cause extreme gains in weight

"damn i been laying down all day and my ass hurts"
"you have a disease"
"no i dont"
"yeah fatso your getting lazzyniggaitis"
"haha"
"im not kidding chelsie it will spread"

by fyffe July 3, 2008

LAZZARI

To "no show"; to be busy with "important" things to go out with friends.

I will have to "Lazzari" this time.

by Mapachito May 20, 2009

lazza

A man who knows his footie. A man who has been very, very patient over almost 40 years of following Chelsea football club. A man who knows CHELSKI are going to win the league!

by Ken Bates October 15, 2003