"Look at that Lazian over there"
by Chemical Bro July 26, 2006
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The exact point in a day which, once passed, you realise you're not gonna achieve or do anything within it except farting around indulging ones own whims.
The day can start off fresh, where anything is possible, and you might even have plenty of stuff you wanna get done, but once that lazicon hits there's no going back; your remaining hours are then 100% committed to self-indulgent slobbery & overall nothing-at-all-ness.
Sometimes you can feel a lazicon creeping up on you, having maybe a half hour window to deflect it, or see your day swept away by its siren-like allure.
The exact point in a day which, once passed, you realise you're not gonna achieve or do anything within it except farting around indulging ones own whims.
The day can start off fresh, where anything is possible, and you might even have plenty of stuff you wanna get done, but once that lazicon hits there's no going back; your remaining hours are then 100% committed to self-indulgent slobbery & overall nothing-at-all-ness.
Sometimes you can feel a lazicon creeping up on you, having maybe a half hour window to deflect it, or see your day swept away by its siren-like allure.
by Kino July 3, 2005
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by Someonexxxxxx March 28, 2019
Get the Lazino mug.I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009
Get the Failed Laziness mug.Similar to Writer's Block, Writer's Laziness is when you can't write, but for a different reason. You know exactly what to write, but are just too lazy to type anything up. Currently, no exact cures have been found. It is commonly associated with procrastination and may be remedied by an impending deadline, but data is too scattered to make a direct correlation.
"When is the next chapter of your book coming out?" "I know what to do, but I have Writer's Laziness."
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Get the lazio mug.A one-sided relationship that takes place solely on the internet. The female in it is usually a nice girl that thinks it's just a friendship, and the male is usually a desperate, anti-social nerd that thinks he has a girlfriend that he's never met, and expects her not to associate with any other males on the internet or jealousy and anger will ensue. When the male finally expresses his feelings about this girl he's never met, she informs him that it would be awkward to meet in real life and that she actually already has a real boyfriend, and the nerd is crushed, his hopes of being e-laid are dashed.
It almost always ends with a lengthy session of cyberstalking from the male nerd.
It almost always ends with a lengthy session of cyberstalking from the male nerd.
Billy was bragging about having a girlfriend but it turned out he's just in an e-lationship, what a fag.
by Bloodloss September 19, 2004
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