Lazicon

A hybrid of 'Rubicon' and 'Laziness.'

The exact point in a day which, once passed, you realise you're not gonna achieve or do anything within it except farting around indulging ones own whims.

The day can start off fresh, where anything is possible, and you might even have plenty of stuff you wanna get done, but once that lazicon hits there's no going back; your remaining hours are then 100% committed to self-indulgent slobbery & overall nothing-at-all-ness.

Sometimes you can feel a lazicon creeping up on you, having maybe a half hour window to deflect it, or see your day swept away by its siren-like allure.

bugger, i've passed the lazicon. oh well, ahhh

by Kino July 3, 2005

Lazitonic

A pretty chill person to hang around, And is easy to talk to.

Wow, that man is Lazitonic.

by Lukeatlanti February 25, 2021

laxicon

n. the vocabulary of a person or group that is limited to a small number of key words. These 3-5 words replace all other vocabulary, and can convey all emotions. A common laxicon consists of the words "Dude," "Awesome," "Whatever."

I stopped dating that guy because he kept calling me "Dude," and every other word out of his mouth was "awesome." His laxicon got really annoying.

by Emilie5000 October 22, 2008

lezicon

A shared lexicon amongst a group of lesbians. Also a top 5 iPhone autocorrect

Lesbian A: "Evan, this hot dog makes my dick hard"
Lesbian B: "Chloe, I am so adding that to the lezicon"
Lesbian C: *Eating pizza crust*

by wiznerd1 May 9, 2011

Lazion

Lazion....lazion is a annoying person
Who is also intellegent but does like to fight
People ussally pronounces the name Lazion wrong.

is that lasanya...no that is Lazion

by Bigtorii June 14, 2023