Zoe Laverne (known as Z*e Lagr00mer) is a 19 year old woman and a groomer. She groomed a 13 year old boy named Connor. She thinks she's "tHe StAr Of TiKtOk" when she rlly isn't
Friend: Yo, do you know who Zoe Lagroomer is?
Me: Oh that groomer? Yeah I do. I hate her.
Friend: Same.
Me: Oh that groomer? Yeah I do. I hate her.
Friend: Same.
by PoOpOo_kaka11 January 19, 2021
Get the Zoe Lagroomer mug.A lacrosse tan is the tan a lacrosse player gets on the areas where their skin isn't covered by pads or clothing, similar to a farmers tan. A lacrosse tan is the sign of a true lax bro who spends time doin' wall work in the sun.
Also called a lax tan for short.
Also called a lax tan for short.
Lax bro 1: Brah, I see you're rocking a lacrosse tan!
Lax bro 2: Yeah bro, I had a tournament this weekend, it was sunny the whole time so I got a pretty legit lax tan!
Lax bro 2: Yeah bro, I had a tournament this weekend, it was sunny the whole time so I got a pretty legit lax tan!
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The first ever weapon of mass-destruction. Used as a catalyst for winning lacrosse games, but when it's not tearing through the corners of a goal, can be a terribly destructive force that can break bones. Made out of pure rubber.
Little Tommy didn't know that when he threw his lacrosse ball, that it would fly out of his stick and smash a Ferrari, a window, then a lamp, next a television set, and then finally a man's femur.
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