A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!
"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"
"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
by Klynchwich October 28, 2008
Get the LapdanceTop mug.it literally means a dish made out of a penis but figuratively it means making a fool out of yourself in front of a large crowd pr audience
by sshenry January 17, 2011
Get the lauda ka pakoda mug.A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse
by Jtrigger April 22, 2011
Get the Lapdance baby mug.A Lil piss drinking mongrel that lives in the toilet and eats your shit for fun and also strives to the most annoying being ever!
by ManChild42069 December 8, 2019
Get the you're being a Laurance mug.A quiet girl, discrete, that will sometimes surprise you with bursts of energy and funky moves or singing. She loves to dance Rock n' Roll but she just doesn't know it yet ! Overall a precious person to be around, always looking to give a hand to anyone who's asking. She used to overthink things too much and now she tries her best to live the moment and simply follow her feelings and her heart.
- Do you know Lauranne ? - Yes she is so nice, I feel at peace whenever she's there !
- Damn, Lauranne isn't coming early to the party. - Oh nooo, we need her for decoration, she has always the nicest ideas !
- Damn, Lauranne isn't coming early to the party. - Oh nooo, we need her for decoration, she has always the nicest ideas !
by Zookies February 23, 2018
Get the lauranne mug.Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.
by JA88 November 12, 2010
Get the Malaysian lapdance mug.mmm mmm mmm laudamen
by differenciate May 13, 2005
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