Lasterday

Lasterday is any day prior to yesterday.

We went to the movies lasterday.

by Mr.0rang3 December 24, 2021

chester lestered

To be paralytic drunk to the point you temporarily have Tourette’s

Hey look aqil is starting on a tree, he’s chester lestered

by Chesterlester November 9, 2019

latered

To have been dismissed, dumped, or fired. Coined by Jonathan Adler on the Top Design Bravo show as shorthand for the exit phrase "see you later, decorator."

What happened on last night's show? Ryan totally got latered. Or, are you and Sally still dating? No, she latered me.

by JaneXYZ February 17, 2007

Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

by Krunkmister October 16, 2007

LASTERDAY

The day before yesterday. Two days ago

I quit smoking lasterday.

by Wimperdinkle December 25, 2016

Lestered

To get mugged or robbed without your knowledge in a crowded area

He got lestered at the street carnival in Mexico

by James town 233 August 23, 2017

LASTERday

same definition as "yesterday" but easier to say for a 3 year old.

"But Mom, I already took a shower LASTERday...I don't need one today!"

- Reagan Elizabeth Hartsfield - age 3 1/2

by Taylor Hartsfield, P.A. August 22, 2018