langer

1. a penis
2. a dickhead

Originates from Cork, Ireland

1. "She bit me langer off"
2. "That fella's a langer"

by Oly May 13, 2005

Lancer

Lancer is a character in Deltarune who is the "bad guy" in the beginning, but later on, loses a battle to join your team. He has also become a meme because of his silliness, and various faces.

Man: "Yo did you play Deltarune yet?"
Man 2:"Of course dude! Lancer is my favorite character!"

by My Pseudonym is here now. January 31, 2019

lazerbanger

Someone, generally a male who has an orgasm relatively quickly when having sex.

I had sex with this guy last night, and he was a total lazerbanger, he lasted 2 minutes.

by señor snickles November 4, 2010

Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption

Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010

idiot's lantern

a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.

by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010

Lankerslime

Also known as Lankershim Boulevard; a busy Los Angeles thoroughfare. It begins near Universal Studios, forces drivers to make dangerous and confusing oblique and obtuse turns as it snakes in a northwesterly fashion through North Hollywood, then ends unceremoniously in a nondescript ghetto somewhere in the northeast quadrant of the San Fernando Valley. Lankerslum, Lankerscum and Lankerslime may be used interchangeably.

Traffic looks heavy on the 101, so I'm going to exit at Lankerslime and take the surface streets to your house.

by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009