lanced it

When you screw up anything, or make an uneducated comment on a topic or just general conversation.

You lanced it pretty good. Stop lancing it.

by White suburban November 25, 2014

eagle has landed

An expression used in concurrance with a great accomplishment. An obvious referrence to the first Apollo mission to the moon, where it was spoken at the landing of the lunar module. Duh.

Reaching the summit of a mountain; finally putting down bags of groceries; landing on the moon, etc.

by Dr. Phunck January 25, 2004

Lanneke

A beautiful girl, often very talented. Will be shy and not believe the truth about her stunning good looks.

WOW Lanneke.

by El Blakeo October 18, 2008

Lanced

7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.

"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."

by SherLee January 16, 2013

clubber langed

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.

Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !

by Fav February 13, 2008

lanney

The most beautiful, and gorgeous person you will ever meet very loyal and talkative and loves to be complimented. Once you lay yours eyes on LANNEY you can’t look away from her beauty. something about her is so special that will make fall in love with just one look in the eye.

Him: who is that?!
Her: that’s Lanney isn’t she beautiful?
Him:VERYY:))

by beautifulnameseverfound March 1, 2018

Landed on the Moon Moment

In reference to the 1996 classic Dumb and Dumber, in which Lloyd Christmas, Jim Carrey, sees the news clipping the the 1969 lunar landing. Christmas then says, "No way. We've landed on the moon!"
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.

Rachel had a Landed on the moon moment when she discovered that best friend had had several children.

"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"

by Alfanzo January 2, 2009