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Langley

THE BEST DAMN PLACE IN THE FRICKING WORLD!!!..... IS LANGLEY, BC!!!! no joke. awesome people, awesome places..

well... not so awesome places but increasing the awesomeness everyday...... great schools too ;) i mean what do i have to do to make you believe Langley is the best, run around naked with a a gigantic gorilla strapped to my bum with giant flags saying.... Langley is the best and as for all the rest you can screw off.. . jk
NADIA: NICE BUM WHERE YOU FROM!
ME: LANGLEY WANNA BANG ME
by Alex H.lol April 25, 2011
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Langley Tomlinson

A BAD ASS BITCH!!!!! She will most likely be the best person you will ever meet...but beware cus shes so hot u could die from looking at her(not joking). In other words I feel sorry if u don’t have a Langley Tomlinson in your life!!! SHE HATES MADISON BEER LOLZ!!!! SHE IS ALSO A BIG 1D STAN !!! She still a bad b doe
Gracie: I’m so happy to have Langley tomlinson as my friend!!! I love her!!!
Langley:YES BITCHHHH
by Bigdickwoman October 21, 2020
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Langley boys

I use to go to Langley boys and I’m artist and in a wheelchair
by anonymous February 22, 2021
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Langley High School

People that use non-existent words such as "gammit" to gloat about how they have the "highest SAT scores in the region"
If you went to George C. Marshall, you would know that "Gammit" is not a word. The word you were most likely looking for was "Gamut", a real word, which according to Marriam Webster means "an entire range or series".
Lanley High School Student: "when Langley students say they are better at something than another - often times they are. This runs the gammit from athletics to academics." (directly from entry #2)
Marshall High School Student: Silly Langley High School student, Gammit isn't a word.
by john smith II January 12, 2009
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Langley Master Keys

A lock picking set. The term originates from the lock manipulation course taught at Langley, training ground for CIA operatives.
Bill; "Damnit I locked the keys in the house!"
Ted; Don't sweat it, I have my Langley Master Keys
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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Langley

Alex: wow he's such a Langley
by StraightFax.exe April 13, 2022
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Langley High School

Langley High School is full of rich, snobby students who were accidentally born from a ripped condom so here these demonic monsters thrive shooting heroin into their veins knowing they were born failures and will die failures. The daughters of Langley have sex with their fathers so he’ll give her the cocaine she has been craving since she was eight. The mothers wack off their sons because they are all cougars and can’t get the pool boys attention. Even though they may brag about having more money, they can’t spell for shit (“Go LAGLEY!”). McLean manages to make them their bitch each and every year. Not only do we crush them in basketball (slight work), we have endlessly made the fat girl with the boob reduction surgery cry and cut herself. However, that is not the only surgery these fucking students receive. The rich girls rebelliously fucked the stone heads to prove a point to society that they are more than just washed up piece of shit. The only thing they got from that was an abortion. These kids who are destined for the great school of George Mason University, unless they had the privilege of giving their teachers a blowjob after school, will definitely overdose in a McDonald’s bathroom, you know— after they got their ass beat by a bunch of McLean kids, the most sacred beings in the land.
McLean Kid: Hey, who is that pregnant girl over there?

Other McLean Kid: Oh, she must go to Langley.

McLean Kid: No way she’s a Langley kid, she would be overdosed somewhere.

*Stoner walks over to girl*

McLean Kid: Oh wait, she does go to Langley High School.
by kbh12 May 3, 2019
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