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lancaster, ohio

The only way to and out of Lancaster, Ohio is in the left lane.
by jhoove13 May 4, 2006
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lankmaster

nickname given to one who is extremely lanky and often uses their lankyness to benefit them in ways non-lanks can only dream of. (also see lanky)
hey kevin, can you get that can from the top shelf for me? gaddamn your lanky. hey everyone, kevin's the lankmaster!
by Jane_Bond October 27, 2003
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Lancaster University

All it really has going for it are the magic mushrooms that grow there, but that still makes it better than the University of York.
by fuckyork March 7, 2017
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Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster is the absolutely freakin' hysterical author of four books in the new fancy chick-lit memoir genre. Jen is also the patron saint of the infamous Seattle-based Bad Kitty Book Club.
Bad Kitty Book Club fashionistas could barely contain their excitement for Jen Lancaster's fourth book "Pretty in Plaid."
by Tinkerbell Hilton June 26, 2009
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loadmaster

(n) A male who releases unusually large amounts of semen during ejaculation.
See Peter North.
In this movie, Sunrise Adams teams up with the loadmaster, Peter North.
by keyshaw May 12, 2004
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lancaster

Lancaster is a wonderful, friendly historic town in Lancashire, England. It's worth noting that Lancashire is named after Lancaster, and that Lancaster was an ancient kingdom. If you've heard of The War Of The Roses, well, the Kingdom of Lancaster was part of that.
People in Lancaster are nice and tolerant, and this is said to be due to the fact that the town had maintained a large catholic population despite the English Protestant reformation, so it had ~500 years of "multiculturalism". This said though, Lancaster was recently named the city with the least amount of non-whites in the UK, with less than 1% of its population being non-white. Racism does not seem to be an issue though.
Overall, Lancaster seems to be a place where people are relatively affluent and well-educated. That said, as with most English towns and cities, it has its share "townies" and hipsters. The townies and hipsters seem to have an enmity between them, but are still civil to each other.
Oh, and as for soaping the fountain just prior to the 21st of August 2005, we did that! A kid I knew who came from Morecambe poured a couple of 1L bottles from Wilko's into the fountain and it was a blast! Hilarious! Sooo funny!
Everyone there seemed to have fun that afternoon; you should've thrown someone in!
And last but not least, I should mention I had nothing to do with soaping the fountain today!
Lancaster, England is one funky town!
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landvester

Gentleman or scholar who sales land at affordable prices.
At that price, he is a real landvester.
by Landvester June 4, 2020
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