Lamp

A unit of measurement to measure the size of ones penis
the conversion is 1 Lamp = 5 inches of dick, therefore Vagina = negative lamps (aka "a lounge")

"Wow i met this guy he had 2 lamps"
"That's huge!"

by Man mc Meat October 16, 2009

Lamp

lamp: verb to lamp , lamping
to have sexual relations with

I heard you lamped Susan last night

by mister men October 6, 2003

Lamp

Soulmate of the moth

Moth: Lamp

by Harmonizer0809 September 27, 2018

Lamp

To show someone the light.

He was pretty dim on the point, so I had to lamp him.

by rcoz May 13, 2009

Lamp

(V) To smoke or inhale a ciggarette of any kind

Last night i had lamped so many ciggarettes.

by LOLOROKZSOX January 23, 2009

Lamp

Alos referred to as G.W. Bush, someone who gets along anyway they can, is lazy and stupid.

Omigod that guy is such a lamp.

by Michael Jackson Rocks April 12, 2008

Lamp

A Lamp that loves to be all 'Bubbly' and hippies used to use them to Masturbate with in the 60's period. They where sold america wide in a contract with the Us Army to try and brainwash people into joining the Army for crappy pay & Conditions. You've All Seen that Movie! The one with Mel Gibson and the Blood and the death of Lots of American Fuckwits (Go Viatnam!).

American Fuckwit #1: "Hey wow... A Lava Lamp...Hey.. wanna Join the Army?"
American Fuckwit #2:"Sure!"

"Hey Man... Are thooose Bubbles turning you on duuude? Yeaahh totally, there so spaced out...Maaaan..."

by The Cookiemonster August 9, 2006