cooking lager

Cheap and nasty second rate lager, often something that's brought to a party, but never drank, unless everything else has ran out, or if it's the only thing that the off licence has left.

It was quite a party last night - by about midnight we were all on the cooking lager.

by mikeyk April 7, 2005

dog lager

Cheap and terrible drink. Used in England rarely.

Phill Jupitus: 'It's dog lager'

by SluttyStarfish April 27, 2017

BC Lager

Arguably the greatest beer found on the West Coast of Canada, particularly on Vancover Island, British Columbia at the low price of $30 for a flat (24 beers). BC Lager's appearance is a gold can with two dancing bears, leading many people to call BC Lager "The Dancing Bear". Despite being the greatest beer on the West Coast, it does lose some credibility because it is a very obscure beer. Mostly Vancouver Island rednecks consume BC Lager making it less genuine.

Redneck Vancouver Islander one - Wanna go out tonight buddy?

Redneck Vancouver Islander two- I'm flat broke man, I can't afford beer because gas prices are too high and can't fill up my truck.

RVI one - Ahhh don't worry about it, we'll just get a flat of BC Lager for cheap.

RVI two - That sounds like a great idea to me! I love drinking out of that gold can with the two dancing bears!

RVI one - Yeah you do! By the way, BC Lager is making a commercial about the two dancing bears!

by SLK Creighton April 28, 2011

Slalom Lager

A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it.

Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager.

by Nick D October 16, 2003

cooking lager

Cheap, usually weak lager. Predominantly sold in cans, but occasionally sold on tap in pubs and clubs.

Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.

See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss

Carling
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
Fosters
Castlemaine (XXXX)

Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager

by gnarcheese May 24, 2005

Hagger lager

A bottle full of hagger spit is hagger lager.

Jake: dude I'll give you five bucks to drink this.
Steve: no way Im not drinking your hagger lager.

by Jains April 6, 2009

James Boags Premium Lager

Undoubtedly the finest libation of the lager family of beers ever created by the hand of man (or possibly god, we're not sure.) Crafted in the lost wilds of mysterious Tasmania by a cloistered order of brewer monks whose vows of silence mean that only the distinguished few know of its existence.

NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.

Some bloody legend showed up with a slab of James Boags Premium Lager last night...then drank the lot, bastard.

by Beerman12345 August 3, 2011