Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.
by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 12, 2019
Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser
by Schwing33 May 29, 2015
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by tavis scooter October 11, 2020
A friend that gets mad over offensive jokes or when you do stupid shit. And has the sense of humor of a woman.
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.
What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.
What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.
Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?
Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*
Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*
by Britt k May 2, 2008
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