lackademia

The phenomena of an expensive education being useless in the real world.

Four years of lackademia and still living off the folks.

by wildmonkeysects March 14, 2007

Academically strapped

Armed with education. Carrying knowledge and degrees like a gangster carries weapons and ammunition.

Though he seems like just a street poet and a rapper, he's academically strapped and knows his shit. He's college educated and went to graduate school at NYU.

by Gatt May 2, 2014

academic masturbation

Spending your life researching things that, although may be on point, nothing will be done to progress the area actively. Implicated in life sciences for example

Going to university for 7 years to become a lecturer within that field for the rest of your life is an act of academic masturbation

by freeseed March 31, 2015

Social Academic

A social academic is what every college girl is looking for. He is the perfect balance between social charisma and academic excellence. It is important to note that a social academic cannot be too social or too academic, but rather a perfect balance between the two. This makes the social academic a rare and desirable breed of male specimen.

Sydney: "I really like Danny, but he's just not a social academic."
Taylor: "That sucks, my boy is a commerce major and can do a keg stand for 3 minutes. He's a perfect social academic."

by crazyducks January 20, 2015

Academic Blowjob

The act of stroking your professor's ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.

Girl #1: Do you think I'd be kissing too much ass if I were to quote our professor in a paper for this class?

Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention

Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob

by crewchicky915 July 26, 2010

academic walk of shame

when you walk into class wearing the same clothes as the day before, evidently having spent the night cramming

cat was wearing that shirt when i left the library last night at 1am, typical academic walk of shame...

by mamothman October 13, 2010

academic flirting

when someone uses academics to flirt with others via text, email, or personal contact

i.e. asking obvious questions about homework, using schoolwork as an excuse to hang out etc; typically academic flirting occurs between an awkward boy with an attractive girl group member/classmate

by oliw April 17, 2011