Lavitz 

The absence of ability to speak english.

Oh shit I lavtitzed the other day because I'm dutch.

Lavitz by KFC July 30, 2004

Lavatate 

To make use off the lavatory.

"I should not have had that tenth juice-box, I really need to lavatate."

Lavatate by Maximusx3 September 17, 2007

labitard 

A combination of "labia" and "retard" used to describe someone who is just north of douchebag and just south of cunt.

Stop pissing on the side of that restaurant, you fucking labitard.

labitard by sxdavey January 12, 2012

Make her levitate 

When you eat a girl out so good that her back arces aka her back levitates

im So good I bet I can make her levitate.

Make her levitate by The.duck.song May 4, 2020

Levitation 

Levitation means when someone is floating. For example, a balloon.

Levitation is impossible. Only balloons can do that!

Levitation by Carpic November 2, 2018

Lanvitational 

It's the natural combination of:

Lan and Invitational

A Lan party restricted to invited participants.

"I got invited to SDS's Lanvatational, no n00bs or lamers will be there."

Lanvitational by Gingerbreadman March 19, 2005

the levitating nasty 

the act of one man sitting on a glass table deficating, and rubbing his buttucks in the feces while a women lays under said table, making it seem that the feces is levitating over said woman.

Kevin - hey Brandon, remember when hanah wanted you to do the levitating nasty to her...

Brandon - Eeeww yeah, but i tried to forget...

the levitating nasty by scode faced kraut May 14, 2010