lolcano

"an eruption of laughter"

BAHAHA zomh WTF bbq SAUCE rofl LOLCANO zzz!!!

by yummytummy June 11, 2007

Lochte'd

After a night of drinking with friends you make up a story and someone leaves your to take the heat as they get out of dodge. Only for the truth to come out later after they've made it to safety. When your false story is brought into light and you have been pulled off your plane, passport taken, and interrogated by foreign officials, but your "friend" is home safe and sound.

What do you mean your friend's at home? Man you got Lochte'd.

by Cisco 2 August 18, 2016

Lochte

To destroy a restroom and then claim to be a victim.

Jocelyn went in the bathroom and Lochted it up!

by airlai August 22, 2016

lolcoholic

Definition of a person who finds it physically challenging not to
-'lol'
- use the word 'lol' in speech
- use the word 'lol' on msn
- drop 'lol' into work reports or essays
- calls place names by lol, eg, linlithglol

-Hey Phillip
-Hi, lol!
-How was your day?
-Man, I'm lolled out,
-Really? No wonder with the amout of lolcopops you drank last night!
-Man. what a lolover...
-Phil, you've been like this for months on end. I think we need to refer you to lolcoholics anonymsn

by beanziegirl January 23, 2008

loach

reaching into someone's asshole to steal their shit.

when i went to loach my boyfriend, i found a ring in his ass! then he proposed.

she loached me so hard that i don't think i'll ever need to shit again

hey, are you guys going to the world-renowned music festival loachella?

by X0 Loach 0X June 3, 2008

lolcity

when some shit is mad funny, you can say lolcity. Very similar to lol or rotfl.

Person A-remember when I gave Megan a nut to the eye?
Person B-haha that was lolcity!!

by fleshlighter May 23, 2009

toady loach

An unatrative leeching cunt of a woman,a bottom feeding parasite of a person.

Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?

by ol buzzard March 7, 2014