log

1. A large piece of wood cut from a tree.
2. A Giant, Cylindric Poo that plugs the toilet.
3. Toy manufactured by blammo

1. "I live in a log cabin"
2. " Holy Sh*t! That log hurt my butt a lot!"
3. It's Log, LOG, It's great, it's funny, it's Wood!"

by garythesnail2 October 16, 2008

log

loaf, turd, by-product

Spock found the Captain's Log in the toilet.

by PantyPhantom January 27, 2005

log

Any convenient form of nutrition.

I forgot to bring my lunchbox today so I just pooped out a log and recycled the bad boy.

by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002

log

A large, round turd.

These lads from Edmonton had a contest to see who could birth the biggest log.

by Bob Goatse October 3, 2002

log

A sex position in which the bottom partner positions themself in a ball facing down, similar to a log. The top partner then catches them on fire and uses the heat to prevent hyothermia.

Log date: 7 15 2 My partner died today. They were warm though so whatever I guess.

by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016

LoG

LoG stands for Lamb of god, the best band ever

"Dude are you going to that LOG concert tonight?"

by lawlinghax July 20, 2008

LOG

LOG ( Lights - On - Girl )
A girl who is still there when the Night Club lights are switched on at the end of the night. She is the girl who has probably not had any sexual pleasures from a member of the opposite sex for some time.
Normally of large appearence, sweaty, spotty or just plain revolting.

Oh - its close to closing ive not pulled yet, its ok though - i'll just grab a LOG on the way out.

by LeeSumm1 November 3, 2010