Literal Fuckhead

Peoples who's name starts with N and is never right about where starbucks are.

He's a Literal Fuckhead never knowing where starbucks is.

by Not a literal fuckhead June 18, 2019

literal rat

A literal rat is someone quite rare to come across. They seem friendly, but have the largest superiority complex. All in all, there face has a composition that causes their eyes to be too close; nose to hold of the face; one eyebrow; and the head shape of a jellybean. They are to be avoided, unless you want your family, yourself and those you know to be attacked by one. A literal rat will believe they are "cool", you are to play along with this fantasy so you don't destroy there's. Doing so will lead to immense trouble, as a literal rat usually has a mass following.

"I hate Omar"
"I know right, he's a literal rat"

by Rhatti May 17, 2023

literal infant

a baby with no mental capacity and an IQ of under 10, see also skibidi toilet fan

Person 1: how old is your son?
Person 2: he's 3 weeks old, he's a literal infant.

by the tender defender August 8, 2023

Literal Lance

Someone who takes things in a literal context; someone who can't joke

Dee: She's a big fat whore!
Alex: But she's not even fat!
Dee: Stop being such a Literal Lance!!!!!

by shaken'bake June 17, 2009

Literal legend

My mans Alex is a literal legend

You see that cutie? He’s a literal legend.

by CloutClown November 17, 2019

literal shit

for use when someone actualy shits when they get scared.

you scared the literal shit out of me!

by jdude01 November 19, 2010

literal kangaroo

Pejorative for native Australian.

Dave: On my trip to Australia, there were literal kangaroos running around all over the place! It's crazy!
Skyler: What the hell dude! Not cool!

by Gomtuu September 17, 2019