Lincoln 

One whose fervor for artificial tanning results in a complexion resembling the copper shade of an American penny. This individual will spend at least 5-6 hours per week at a tanning salon, or gets a quick fix from carrot-colored self-tanning treatments.

All of that time in the tanning bed is turning her into a real Lincoln.

Lincoln by S. Parrish January 29, 2006

Lincoln 

A hick town located 3 miles from the white trash racing capital of the world in Alabama. The police are crooked as they can possibly get.Twice a year we have every redneck, white trash Nascar loving hillbilly gather here for a great big drunkin hodown. Although if you are wearing a Dale Jr. shirt during this time you can get a piece from every woman that is there but it will take plenty of ointment to get rid of what she will leave you..The people here are two faced and will stab you in the back at the first chance they can get. If you live here and actually enjoy it then may God have mercy on your pathetic soul.If you are extremely lucky maybe one day a comet will pass by real close and strike the city and take it out of existence.Yes I live here but I will be out very soon.

Hey where do you live? I live in Lincoln,Alabama.. Oh damn sorry dude. Here take this 45 and put yourself out of misery...

Lincoln by DuaneLivesInLicolnPleaseHelpMe June 18, 2008

Lincoln 

A person who is cheap and drunk all the time. He finds satisfaction in sitting around doing absolutely nothing but drinking beer. Boring and lifeless, adds nothing to the table.

#1 Wanna go out and have fun tonight?

#2 Na, I don't feel like doing anything

#1 Man you're such a Lincoln

Lincoln by LLKOOLJAY February 8, 2010

Lincoln 

the act of ejaculating in one's hand, calling attention to oneself, and then flinging the jizz in another's face. Always followed withe an exclamation of "How was the play!" Can be done during sex or under normal daily circumstances.

"Hey Mary!"

"Yes"

"How was the play!"

"Ahhh!"

Lincoln by Herr Stehpinkler July 16, 2008

Lincoln 

Small town in Rhode Island. Full of assholes. Usually called Drinkin' Lincoln or L-Town because there's nothing to do here but get drunk and high. Located next to Providence the state capital.

Person 1: Wanna go to Lincoln Woods and smoke a blunt?
Person 2: Sure, nothing else to do without going into Providence.

Lincoln by svnate9 April 18, 2011

Lincoln 

A guy with a rice dick that can’t make a girl happy

Lincoln: I have a 10 mm penis

Lincoln by Who’s Joe October 9, 2019

Lincoln 

Someone who likes to lick tongues and is a jerk sometimes and he could be your local drug dealer and he kidnaps children.

Theres a Lincoln on my street

Lincoln by anonymous November 4, 2020