lightning in a bottle

Capturing something powerful and elusive and then being able to hold it and show it to the world.

Performing a rare feat.

A moment of creative brilliance.

Also a movie about BB King.

Coming up with that idea was like catching lightning in a bottle.

by TheLievense May 24, 2006

Lightning Hoses

Spark plug wires

The mice have been chewing on these here lightning hoses.

by bas1563 February 6, 2021

Lightning mcnigger

Lightning mcqueen but a minority

*bamm* lightning mcnigger

by Grains gossip February 27, 2021

lightning retard

A person who is both slow and fast at the same time. this person may not actually have a disability however acts in the fashion that they do.

how Tyler is being such a lightning retard right now

by cockhaver5000 August 22, 2021

lightning mclean

A name for the ship between Jason Grace and Piper McLean in Rick Riordan's series The Heros of Olympus. Jason is a son of Zeus so he has lightning powers, thus providing the "Lightning" part of Lightning McLean. Piper's last name is McLean, adding that to the ship name. Most people prefer the ship name Jasper for this couple, but Lighning McLean is sometimes thought to be a more fun alternative, as it sounds like Lightning McQueen, the main character in the Disney-Pixar movie Cars.

Fangirl: I love the ship Lightning McLean!!!!

by Idkjustsomestuff January 10, 2015

lightning blade

when you have sex with a girld and just before you cum you pull out and instantly thrust it again at the speed of lightning for the killing blow

Hey man how was the date?
Oh it was great although i had to resort to using lightning blade

by Thefunnyguy124 April 22, 2018

Lightning Water

A high-proof, high octane, alcohol that is a blend of homemade whiskey and moonshine.

“I see you don’t have your teeth in today”
“I hit the lightning water a little too hard last night”

by Kaoticnoise December 25, 2018