A turd that sticks to the hair in your ass and is almost impossible to remove, also known as a dingleberry
by kickstanddick November 29, 2004
by Lumpkin June 24, 2005
Lemony Snicket wrote one of the greatest books in the world. They were later on adapted by Nickolodeon and Netflix.
by DepressedCoward March 06, 2019
The unfortunate series of events when you're sitting down to poop, and you fart just after pulling down your pants and before you sit down, leading to sitting with your head in a fresh and full-strength cloud of your own ungodly stench.
by t-rud February 16, 2023
by V.F.D. November 05, 2003
The occurrence of one shit show, tragedy or horrible even after another after another and so on.
A series of unfortunate events
A series of unfortunate events
" hey bro, sorry I've been so distant the last few weeks! It's just that my life went for a Lemony Snicket last month and I haven't felt very social."
by SpaceCowboy94 October 21, 2024
by Melony Sans August 21, 2021