lankes

A circle of dudes jerking it onto a large sausage. Kind of like a blue waffle

Guy 1: Did you hear about Nick?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He pulled a lankes with 4 of his friends!

by EFuentes April 11, 2017

lank

disquisting, gross, anything entertaining.

Eww, she had sex with him, thats lank --

by seirra February 2, 2005

lanking

Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.

Girl (to boyfriend): What the hell are you doing?

Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.

by glastofan November 11, 2011

Lank A Dank

A man with flailing arms and legs with awkward movement

oh hey look it's the lank a dank

by Lank A Dank April 4, 2015

skank a lank

a word that is slang for slut or whore. used when joking around with someone.

girl 1: heyy skank a lank!
girl 2: whats up girl?!

by taylicious July 9, 2010

skank-a-lank

Someone who is a major skank (slut, whore).

"Wow! She is such a skank-a-lank !"
"I know! She likes to get them guys with her plastic ass!"

by Jess Is A S-a-L April 3, 2009

lank walk

Type of walk an already lanky person does that accentuates his/her lankiness. It involves a slight leaning forward, on your toes type of approach. Typically, the lanky individual involuntarily does the lank-walk while in a hurried state of mind (or when he/she thinks nobody is watching), leading one to believe that this is how he/she would always walk if not for purposeful inhibition.

Paul: Why are you walking like that?

Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.

Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.

by jols007 October 15, 2010