lam

The ultimate boss in a game or in a hood. No one can disrespect or disobey that person or will be severely punished. His powers are beyond one's understanding. Him winning at everything is very common.
Don't mess with that guy, he's the lam!!
Have you tried that game? The lam is so fucking hard!
by JOSh JokeR March 11, 2016
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lam

short for 'leave a message' ofted used on aim.
i'm gonna be out for the day... lam for when i get back!
by Mel May 07, 2004
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LAMS

A word (or rather an acronym that describes somebody that has "Look At Me Syndrome" (LAMS!)

Someone who has LAMS likes to be the centre of attention and if the room goes quiet they draw attention to themselves by being silly... or leaves a room returning wearing a wig, costume or doing something to draw people to look at them.
Oh look Daniel and Andy have LAMS!
How embarrassing! How can they do that?

by Andy Jones and Daniel Beckett October 27, 2006
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Am Lam Lam

(v.) The act of drinking. A companion to the Om nom nom of eating.
Girl: 'I am so thirsty!'
Boy: 'I'll buy you a soda to Am Lam Lam.'
by RovanMile April 04, 2011
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Lam

Overweight, Asian American. Gets red while drinking and has few real friends. Small penis size is assumed but not known for certain as no females have been able to confirm this.
You see the Lam at the party? He was all red and eating wings instead of drinking.
by Newell60 February 21, 2005
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Lam

Acronym for Leave a Message.

Used in messenger service names if the person is away.
by CryogenicPyro October 17, 2003
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LAMS

Laughing at myself

1. Acronym letting people know you are having a good time.

2. A self-depreicating, self-counscious realization that you wrote something stupid, but are too lazy to delete it and type again, therefore only add LAMS
The cat just jumped on my lap and scared the shit out of me. LAMS

I just picked up the preparation H instead of the clearasil. LAMS

I've been on facebook so long, my dinner burnt to a crisp. LAMS

Sorry I didn't text you, I dropped my phone in the toilet. LAMS

Damn, more nose hair! LAMS
by Max T. Linguist November 26, 2009
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