Maynard James Keenan

Maynard fronts the band tool and a perfect circle. He has a powerful luring voice. He lurs you into the songs. I believe he has a thing for the word "precious" as it is frequently used in both band's songs.

maynard james keenan is my own, my precious.
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"

by hail-rock April 18, 2006

Keenan

He is a cool, funny and good person.

Hi Keenan you da man

by Moonwatcher7772 April 17, 2019

Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.

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by joe April 1, 2004

Keenan Grawe

a.k.a. Spam Jelly

Keenan is this really funny, kinda funny looking (in a sexy way) kid who does stuff like steal cookies with his bones.

Look, children! It's Keenan Grawe.

by a pseudonym. haha i'm so crever. October 30, 2004

Kenan

He's the best guy friend you thought you didn't deserve. He's the best friend you'll ever have. Always there when you need him the most. He's always a phone call away. He's funny, sweat, loving, forgiving, a little nerdy. But most of all he's perfect to me. He plays my favorite intrument. He loves to sing. He's the one you'd want to marry. He's blonde with blue eyes that will make your heart melt in a way you didn't know was possible. He's the guy that loves to talk until you have to go to sleep but will call you back to say goodnight and sweat dreams again. He's the guy that will make your problems seem small after talking to him. He's the best friend any girl could ask for and more.

Kenan please make me laugh I'm going through a hard time.

by Ibetyoudidntseethatcoming October 21, 2015

Keenan Ass Nigga

a hatin ass nigga to the mufuckas who be on some real act natural shit.

see here this nigga go straight playa hatin on niggas he bein a keenan ass nigga.

by pradalambardi February 8, 2020

maynard james keenan

The most "in your face" singer of all time. With his "hell, fire, and brimstone" way of singing. He deserves respect and from me he has it.

Maynard James Keenan- Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

from Tool- "Aenima', 1997

by Roderick Thomas January 10, 2008