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a fan of dethklok willing to die for the band, their favorite shows usually include metalocalypse and home movies. klokateers will usually have a dethklok cog tatooed on the back of their neck. some wear hoods with eye holes and a sleevless tanktop which looks of that of a executioner their favorite band is dethklok and ONLY dethklok, some like the side projects like planet piss, snakes n' barrels, and skwisgaars solo song "crush my battle opponents balls." klokateers are compared to maggot and fiends.
man ever since the dethalbum came out these klokateers are everywear
klokateer by keonin October 11, 2009
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ADJ- Surpassing idiocy, beyond retarded, sub-moronic.

Origin: An AllSquare forumgoer named Kokayi who exemplified the adjective's definition in the utmost
Omniscient Sean: And, for some terrible reason, there will be a Japanese re-release of The Will called Xenosaga Episode I Reloaded.
Magus Doomglow: ...tell me you're kidding
Magus Doomglow: that's awful
Omniscient Sean: Yeah, I really wish I were.
Omniscient Sean: It's apparently a release of the US version in Japan.
Omniscient Sean: ...Because there's so much difference between the two.
Magus Doomglow: ....the censored version?
Magus Doomglow: How retarded....
Omniscient Sean: It's worse than retarded...
Omniscient Sean: It's Kokayic.
Kokayic by Lezard Valeth November 11, 2003
Related Words
Kwoka kwok kookaburra koka kooka Kokal kokanee kookaloo kokane Kokanshu
the state of being a kook
odd
queer
eccentric
*oddly shaped macaroni is kookali
Princeton hairdos tend to looks slightly *kookali
*that man on the bike who just almost ran me over was quite kookali

kookali by meerkat/ash July 2, 2008

Klokalie 

A is a klokalie. pronouceation: cloe-klee. and they eat other klokalies. and are super cute

Kookalabonza 

Originaly from the Italian name, used in reference to someone who seems to know everything, or suggests he/she is one better then you.
"I brought a C.D we can listen to later", "NO need, I have an iPod", "Well EXCUSE ME!, Mr. Kookalabonza!!!"
Kokage litterally means cow shit in Danish, but as ko means cow and kage means cake it doesn't make a lot of sense.
Danish ass: Do you want some kage?
Guy who just learned Danish: Yes!
Danish ass: Here! Have some kokage!
kokage by RetardedGoatMan February 25, 2015
Konkani is an Indo-Aryan language spoken by Konkani people along the western coast of India. It is one of the 22 scheduled languages mentioned in the 8th schedule of the Indian Constitution and the official language of the Indian state of Goa. The first Konkani inscription is dated 1187 A.D.It is a minority language in Karnataka, Maharashtra, Kerala,11 Dadra and Nagar Haveli, and Daman and Diu.

Konkani is a member of the southern Indo-Aryan language group. It retains elements of Vedic structures and shows similarities with both western and eastern Indo-Aryan languages.

There are many fractured Konkani dialects, most of which are not mutually intelligible with one another.
Kokani is the official language of goa.
Kokani by Paneer Tikka Masala January 1, 2020