kung pow mcshit in the box

a large sizable piece of shit that floats and wont go down the toilet when flushed aka men giving birth

i had a large meal but i regreted afterwards when i took a kung pow mcshit in the box.

by thatguyjonathan December 4, 2011

Kung Po (POW) Ass

One of those ass's that explodes in a pair of pants. A large round ass that stretches pant seams to their limits! This is the type of ass that will stop a man dead in his tracks.

Look at that chick, she has a Kung Po (POW) Ass!!

by Mike Widorski August 5, 2009

Kung POW Ass

A popping booty on a fine honey. That ass is about to explode out those tight pants. Makes you get sprung

Man, that fly honey with the tight pants on has a "Kung POW Ass'

by Michael 'Heavy G' Widorski February 23, 2014

Kung Pow Pecker

A foreign shaft used to obliterate the cooters of Chinese hookers.

Robbie’s teacher failed him so he gave her a taste of the Kung Pow Pecker

by Peter Ching June 29, 2021

kung pow penis

Originated from tumblr

When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them

Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.

by angelic-cyclist February 18, 2024