Toni Kroos

Somebody that puts you in trouble then comes to your rescue just in time.

<See the Germany Vs Sweden game FIFA 2018 world cup>

I can't believe Dennis put me through a Toni Kroos moment in the exam room again. This is getting old 😂

by Siongok June 23, 2018

Kronoss

kronoss is a super marker in greece. Its only for hood niggas and ONLY for homies. Its a place to chill and eat fucking niggas ashes. Its an amazing place that just closed

Ay yo nigga do you want to go to KRONOSS, oh wait
Eating ass lol kronoss

by Niigur October 21, 2019

Kronotrope

A drug that either increases or decreases your heart rate. A drug like DJ Kronotrope.

1. DJ Kronotrope makes your heart beat!

by Music mania! October 28, 2013

krunoslava

Queen of madness, bitchiness and hate

A: Have you seen that girl in town?
B: Yeah, poor boy, she was so Krunoslava to him.

by Krunoslava1 January 10, 2018

Kronisk forvirring

En kronisk forvirret person, snakker for meget om irrelevante ting. Har for det meste alt for meget energi. Og har seriøst ikke styr på særligt meget.

De forelsker sig i alt og alle. 24/7. Dette foråsager en fejl fortolkning i deres hoved om hvilken person de egentligt kan lide. Dette bringer alle af samme eller modsatte køn i fare for smitte.

En kronisk forvirret person, kan være en lettere irriterende ven, og en god fjende.

Kæft, hvor er hun bare kronisk forvirret hende der, seriøst hun ved jo ikke hvem hun selv er.
Hun har diagnosen kronisk forvirring, i må hellere passe på.

by Z_Shanda May 31, 2018

Krunoslag

An act of putting whipped cream on someone's private parts thus covering them. A bontri is especially vulnerable to this act. It is a way of getting rid of a bontri.

Her: "You were such a bad boy. I'm gonna krunoslag you!"
Bontri: "Please don't. I don't like to be krunoslaged!"

by Zekoslav Mrkva September 24, 2020

Khronos

Khronos (Chronos) was the primordial god of time in greek mythology. Also spelled Krónos or Chronus, is the personification of time in pre-Socratic philosophy and later literature.

"Father time, Khronos"
"Don't talk about time with Khronos, your perception is limited."

by personificationOfGreek November 21, 2021