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Kristopher

Kris is my best friend and my only real friend i can share stuff with even tho they r almost a adult and live 73737474 miles away from me i appreciate u so much and i think ur the most kindest person ive met
Kristopher is a fruit ninja

Oh you need a knife? Kris has one
by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023
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Kristopher

A regular dude with a cool name. Comes from the name Christopher but with a special dazzle on it. He’s lame though
Is that Kristopher? He’s so average, idk why people like him.
by Themanoflameness June 30, 2021
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Kristopher

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
Always a solution for everything and if he cannot find it, you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.

Girl: I'm in love with Kristopher

Strange girl : I known, who doesn't? But he is an impossible love..
If you lose Kristopher, You are the dumbest person in the world
by EAngel November 23, 2021
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Kristopher Snowdon

An ex security guard type who has anger issues. The type that gets banned from social media regularly.
Kristopher Snowdon was working at the waterloo when a naked man tried to attack him.
by Rabbi86 October 30, 2021
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Kristopher

Kristopher is a guy with the smallest dick and he is very jealous. His soulmate starts with the letter E. Kristopher says he’s straight but we know forsure that he’s gay as fuck, don’t let a Kristopher into your life because he will ruin it. He also plays soccer and he plays girls.
Kristopher fuck you nigg@
by NuggieMan November 22, 2021
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Kristoph

A person with a kind attitude and is great for sports
Kristoph is really good in football
by RIGYEET February 1, 2020
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Kristopher

A boy or man with a crazy height and huge hands. His handwriting is horrid, never let him in a business where you have to write. He has a FAT ass nose. He's such a bully and thinks everybody wants him.
Person: Hey Kristopher!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*

Person: Can you write this paper for me?

Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!
by IHATEHIM558 January 24, 2024
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