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Kristopher

A regular dude with a cool name. Comes from the name Christopher but with a special dazzle on it. He’s lame though
Is that Kristopher? He’s so average, idk why people like him.
by Themanoflameness June 30, 2021
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Kristopher

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
Always a solution for everything and if he cannot find it, you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.

Girl: I'm in love with Kristopher

Strange girl : I known, who doesn't? But he is an impossible love..
If you lose Kristopher, You are the dumbest person in the world
by EAngel November 23, 2021
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Kristoph-Sexual

a term referring to those who are exclusively (or almost exclusively) attracted to the character Kristoph Gavin from the video game "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Such people recognize that, whatever their sexual preferences would typically be, they would nevertheless smash Kristoph in a game of "Smash or Pass"

It seems to be connected to a desire for--and enjoyment of--being pissed on by Kristoph Gavin. Even those who would not usually enjoy such an activity have expressed such a desire
Damn, Someone just pissed on me and now I am feeling very Kristoph-sexual
by Kristoph Gavin April 15, 2024
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Kristopher

A boy or man with a crazy height and huge hands. His handwriting is horrid, never let him in a business where you have to write. He has a FAT ass nose. He's such a bully and thinks everybody wants him.
Person: Hey Kristopher!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*

Person: Can you write this paper for me?

Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!
by IHATEHIM558 January 24, 2024
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Kristopher

the name of a guy that will blow your back out on site
holy shit its Kristopher watch out hes gonna blow our backs out!!!
by kriiisss November 14, 2021
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Kristopher

Kris is my best friend and my only real friend i can share stuff with even tho they r almost a adult and live 73737474 miles away from me i appreciate u so much and i think ur the most kindest person ive met
Kristopher is a fruit ninja

Oh you need a knife? Kris has one
by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023
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Kristopher Snowdon

An ex security guard type who has anger issues. The type that gets banned from social media regularly.
Kristopher Snowdon was working at the waterloo when a naked man tried to attack him.
by Rabbi86 October 30, 2021
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