Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020

Kringle my sleigh

Kringle my sleigh, sometimes abreviated as kms, is general used by females who want to get their pussy plowed and filled around the Christmas season.

I've been so horny around the mall Santa, all i want is for him to Kringle my sleigh and jingle my bells.

by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022

Kringle

When the various keychains hanging on your mirror jingle when you speed around the corner of a turn in your midsize tryna impress your bae standing in the driveway.

That kringle is embarrassing.

by kylearse January 30, 2024

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023

gripe kringle

a word someone (madison) comes up with when typing random letters

I gripe kringle my pants

by kittykittylicklick95 November 11, 2011

Krizz Kringle

Rizz - a man simpin for a woman
Therefore, Krizz Kringle is a red head who simps hardcore

Sam

Chris Kringle, more like Krizz Kringle. He's rizzing her up

by Big Daddy Swamp Monster January 17, 2023

Danish-Kringle

The act of pulling on a ballsack while the man ejaculates. Originating in Denmark.

We ended with a hot, sexy Danish-Kringle.

by Larry Stephen’s October 19, 2022