Krimme

An adjective that verbally depicts grime and krust on an object that is repidly decaying.

{Chri-M-Me)

those pipes in your basement are Krimme.

by [e-mail] January 20, 2022

Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

kimmelne

the biggest slay queen in the world and she never forgets to serve

kimmelne is such a queen. she always serves

by doja.doggy February 14, 2023

KIMMEL MUSCLE

The reflexive strength that tightens when silenced, making the word return, louder and unbroken.

When the voices of dissent were muted, the crowd flexed its Kimmel Muscle and turned silence into a louder chorus.

by kelamist September 23, 2025

kimmel

To gaslight about a terror attack.

'Stop trying to kimmel we know it was antifa what did it!'

by FunkyColdMelina September 25, 2025

Kimmelfication

When someone's political views become so warped over their hatred of Donald J Trump, similar to Trump derangement syndrome

Many late-night talk show hosts suffer severe Kimmelfication.

by gribble official January 7, 2026

jack kimmell

a super cool guy who like video games and nice and wouldn't hurt anyone also super tall unlike Brendon c

hes a jack kimmell when it comes to video games

by kimnmell March 16, 2021