Kravontkative

When something is not at all provocative but a teacher says it is just to make you feel good about your idiotic comment.

Student (being stupid): "What would we have done if Peal Harbor wasn't attacked?"

Teacher (faking interest): "thats a provocative question"

Background muttering: "more like kravontkative... dumbass"

by remow December 5, 2009

Ku Klux Krayons

A crayon box that has multiple white and no black crayons. These crayons are thought to have killed the black crayons.

Not to mention the top of the crayon looking like part if the uniform...

Person 1: "Bro you have no blacks in here. All you got are some useless white ones."

Person 2: "I used em all up"

Person 3: "Looms like you got some Ku Klux Krayons"

by The Onioner February 16, 2022

Keaton

Keaton is someone that will always make you laugh. He is so easy to talk to. If you're looking for someone to have conversations with until 3am about the most random stuff, that's Keaton. He is someone that will always be there for you and has the best advice. If you have a Keaton in your life, DONT LET HIM GO. hes literally perfect in every way. hes adorable in like a quirky way and will always make you smile.

Keaton is so cool!

by S.F.P March 28, 2020

Keaton

Keaton is a tall ass hood nigga, but he knows how to treat his girl right, he’s good in the sheets, and gots a BIG dick. He knows when to be a gentlemen, but he also knows when to knock someone’s ass out. He’s the smartest person you’ll ever meet, and he can’t be outsmarted. Go ahead and try. He likes to be called daddy, and he knows how to use his fingers because he’s played a game system his whole life. He’s chill as fuck, go get you a keaton

Ally: Bro, keaton is lit
Dylan: ik bro

by thatswhatsup April 11, 2019

katonna

{Pronounced katina like the sword or the chick the wears blue on mortal Kombat} Katonna is a unique female that's beautiful in anyway imaginable. She's faithful, shy, & sweet , so is you find a Katonna, you better keep her . But don't ever disrespect her cus this biitch is crazy!

Dame you dating Katonna?

That biitch Katonna broke my nose!

Katonna girl i want you to have my baby

by The Fact'ist August 6, 2015

I am Kratos!

Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.

You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.

"What you said didn't even make sense!"

"Shut up! I AM KRATOS!!!"

by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010

keaton

The best freind a guy can ask for hands down. He is usually rather tall and quite slim. If you know him you should feel lucky. You can even wreck his car and he will still love you.

Kid 1: Dude keaton is my best freind !
Kid 2: No way dude, your soo lucky !

by hdlkasjdlksa April 26, 2008