The Main character from the kick-ass game and franchise god of war
he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares hitman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he fucked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
Kratos has premature ejaculation he lasts 10 seconds til he ejaculates in GOW 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks ass
he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares hitman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he fucked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
Kratos has premature ejaculation he lasts 10 seconds til he ejaculates in GOW 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks ass
Aphrodite:Kratos Fuck me!
Kratos: Im To Busy To Do That
Aphrodite:We can go ass to mouth
Kratos:Then Yeah!
Kratos: Im To Busy To Do That
Aphrodite:We can go ass to mouth
Kratos:Then Yeah!
by Mr.Douche March 30, 2010
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by BustANut222 April 10, 2009
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Student (being stupid): "What would we have done if Peal Harbor wasn't attacked?"
Teacher (faking interest): "thats a provocative question"
Background muttering: "more like kravontkative... dumbass"
Teacher (faking interest): "thats a provocative question"
Background muttering: "more like kravontkative... dumbass"
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Not to mention the top of the crayon looking like part if the uniform...
Not to mention the top of the crayon looking like part if the uniform...
Person 1: "Bro you have no blacks in here. All you got are some useless white ones."
Person 2: "I used em all up"
Person 3: "Looms like you got some Ku Klux Krayons"
Person 2: "I used em all up"
Person 3: "Looms like you got some Ku Klux Krayons"
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by Wikilolo January 25, 2007
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LOUISVILLE WAS FAVORED 36 POINTS OVER SYRACUSE IN A HOME GAME IN 2006 AND LOST 39-36. ONE FAN QUOTED FROM THE COURIER-JOURNAL SAID IN REGARDS TO STEVE KRAGTHORPE " HE WAS GIVING A BRAND NEW CADILLAC AND TOTALED IT BEFORE HE GOT OFF THE LOT" REFERRING TO HOW HE PUT THE LOUISVILLE FOOTBALL PROGRAM BACK UNDER AFTER 15 YEARS OF BUILDING TO THE POINT WHEN HE CAME
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You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
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by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010
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