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Kochan-ie-sac

A cul-de-sac filled with mansions, occupied by none other than the Kochanies. They mow each others lawns when someone goes out of town, and feed each others pets. If you go around back there is a C shaped lazy river that runs through the back yards of each mansion for ease of travel. Their colors are black and yellow, and there is a theme song that plays when you enter the sac...which will remain a secret.
Me: Oh man! I hear there's a ridiculous party going on at the kochan-ie-sac this weekend! Do you want to go with me?

You: Nah man...those Kochanies are reckless.
by IHaveGirth January 15, 2011
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koshal

Early in the 1600's, a young man named Abdhul Sharma preached to the people of Afghanistan about the potential threats of terrorizers. After three years, he soon gave up this job to seek out a better one. When he reached the country of Persia, he met a young woman named Puja.

In the years after that they spent together, they formed a small but successful couscous restaurant where you could get a small bowl for only 30 ducats. When Abdhul seemed to be at the peak of his happiness, the tables turned against him when he found out that his wife Puja had committed adultery with the children at the nearby public toilets. He soon went into depression, cursing the lords, asking why his wife had cheated on him and why God created him as a Hindu. Now 76 years old, he has a young daughter named Par timah.

Par timah went on to marry Anal Sharma, who actually turned out to be her (first) cousin, so that their marriage was technically illegal in the United States but as they both lived in Iraq at the time they were wed, that fact didn't matter to anyone. Together, Par timah and Anal escaped to America in hope for a 'better' life, only to be tortured by their peers for their lifestyle and genetic love of couscous.

Thus, their daughter Koshal is the result of inbreeding, usually found with a deformation of horrendous facial features.
John: Ugh, there was a fugly ass chick who came to Terry's party yesterday and kept hitting on me in some foreign language.

Sarah: There was a koshal at the party?

John: Yeah, but this a hybrid koshal, with one eye two unibrows.
Heck, she makes a chupacabra look like a wedding cake!
by K0K0K0KAINE October 9, 2008
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kohan

a name for someone who is super cool and who gets alot of girls.
that kid reminds me of kohan
by timsnowboard October 8, 2008
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kouratha

A greek word for a huge giant like turd which completely floods the toilet bowl and emits a heinous odour. Usually brown or green in colour, a kouratha follows spicy food
"Re gamoto, mirise tin kouratha pou ekane i Yianna.... Exhei vromisei to olokliro to spiti"
by Snuffluffagator January 3, 2008
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Neel Kolhatkar

The sickest BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKIN' CUNT out there.
Man, your dick is HUGE!!!You're such a Neel Kolhatkar!
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kougar

An older woman who hooks up with younger guys/men
Hey, did you see that old kougar over there, shes as old as my mom, and shes trying to get with me
by Manda Leigh August 10, 2006
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kouma

A psychotic furry (who is a japanese tumblr fag) who grooms underage furs. They often spout out stale memes and try to pass off their horrible behavior as being "le funny". When being told that dating someone who is between the ages of 13-16 they are quick to say they did nothing wrong and you have no proof. They usually already a boyfriend who seems to know nothing of this and still dates her.
They also like it when their 13 yr old victim wants to rape them,yet don't like it when other people joke about rape or ask them about it. They are usually attention whores and ban people from their server when they hog the attention.
They need you to feed their ego or they will go apeshit. If they don't win an argument, they'll slit their wrists and cry about it to their whiteknights. They're also a massive control freak and love to be above all the rest.
They are also known to back stab people who are nice to them and always by their side, no matter what and would post their 'lewd' pictures into a public chat for a certain 13 yr old to see.
They dropped out of college to work full time at a Walmart and use their GoFundMe page to pay people into being their so called "close friends" just to make it seem like theyre popular.
"Man, I heard Kouma was ERPing with another underage furry in her DMs again."
"Kouma cheats on older dudes with younger men!"
"That Kouma is always backstabbing other people!"
"Remember when Kouma posted those nsfw pictures in the chat for that kid to see? Yeah, me neither."
by alsoser September 15, 2018
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