Kermits Neck

When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!

My arse is sore from a week of Kermits Necks

by Steve Hall November 16, 2004

kermit

A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.

Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.

by stan_der_man March 3, 2010

Kermit Kombat

When someone picks a fight with Kermit the Frog. Taken from newgrounds.com. Under 18? Don't go there.

Dude: Hey Kermit you suck!
Kermit: Well, we should engage in KERMIT KOMBAT!!!!

by Fire King March 7, 2004

I want to kermit suicide

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")

Me: i want to kermit suicide

Kermit: me too

by Timeforteletubbies August 21, 2018

kermit slip n slide

Literally means to commit suicide

iwantto kermit slip n slide becauseihatemyselfalotbutimnotthatselfish

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Kermit

A mexican frog who always wears a sombrero and talks in the worst accent I've ever heard in my life. He has a best friend named señor Oso who has brown fur also wears a sombrero.

Kermit and Oso go out friday nights and gets back at 7 am.

by JuiceMan30 February 25, 2019

Kermitting

When you want to Kermit Sewerslide. When you are so "done" with,for example a class at your school/.

Omg, Mrs. Turski makes me want to Kermit. Catch me Kermitting because of Mrs. Turski.

by ayeeeeeeeeeeeKooolKidz24 December 13, 2017