Folding your penis in half to place in a girls vagina when you've been drinking to the point that your unable to get a hard on while hooking up with a girl.
by BB258 December 9, 2007
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A road in Webster, Texas that runs parallel to I-45, crosses Nasa Rd. 1, and connects to Medical Center Boulevard.
A handy dandy short-cut.
A handy dandy short-cut.
Driver #1: So take I-45?
Driver #2: No dumbfuck- take Kobayashi and avoid the hellacious parking lot that is I-45.
Driver #2: No dumbfuck- take Kobayashi and avoid the hellacious parking lot that is I-45.
by bamchicabambam11 September 8, 2007
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That's Nastya she's like 37 but still a smokeshow.
What a kobita!
That's Nastya she's like 37 but still a smokeshow.
What a kobita!
by ukr215 April 7, 2016
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"My ex-boyfriend Tony loved to give me oral. He'd put my cock in his mouth like Kobayashi!"
"Dude, did you see Grant at the game last week with that hot dog?"
"Yeah man, it didn't stand a chance with him. Like fuckin' Kobayashi!"
"Dude, did you see Grant at the game last week with that hot dog?"
"Yeah man, it didn't stand a chance with him. Like fuckin' Kobayashi!"
by ConcreteMonkeyUK September 18, 2020
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Man 2- You mean Tohru Honda?
Man 1- NO U IDIOT
Man 2- You mean Tohru Honda?
Man 1- NO U IDIOT
by Rainmorelikepain January 4, 2022
Get the Tohru Kobayashi mug.That for a given number of identically made socks being lost to the Sock Gnome, the value of each sock losy except for the 2nd to last sock is minimal, whereas the value of the 2nd to last sock's value is close to infinite.
John had 8 Black identical socks. The Sock Gnome gradually stole 6 of them over the course of time. John didn't care that much because he still had a working pair; however, once John lost the 2nd to last sock, the remaining sock was virtually useless, by Kobayashi's Law.
QED.
QED.
by SockGnome3000 September 8, 2008
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