Dj Khaled

Funny dude that has good jokes, but not good music.

Retard:Bro you heard DJ Khaled new song? He makes the best music of all time!
Me:*Drinks bleach*

by Nigahiga fake lmao nigga August 5, 2016

Koalaed

When someone hugs or shows affection to someone that they don't actually like, maybe they have an ulterior motive or are just to nesh to show what they actually feel....

That Judas really Koalaed Jesus when he kissed him.....

by xXBOOSHXx February 4, 2010

kaled it

a phrase used by gen z to describe almost any situation. It could be used when something really good happens or when something goes awfully.

damn, you really kaled it with that test!

by carla davis April 25, 2021

Kaledudvasia

legit the best person ever

I love kaledudvasia

by Anonymous696969winkwink January 8, 2022

Khaled Jamal

A gay baby that cries over anything and is horribly annoying and retarded he is mentally diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder

Guy 1: "Stop being like Khaled Jamal"
Guy 2: "Ok"
KJ (kindergarten baby): "AHAHAHAH IM KHALED ASHHASAJHDSAJOHFGBUSEOI"

by NIGGA SLAVE January 18, 2023

DJ KHALED

The type of guy to put his name on top of the presentation just because he shifted the keys off of the computer. Mr DJ Khaled, a guy shouting "Weight Watchers" for the past decade even though I bet he must have not lost even 5 pounds since then, resides in one of the most expensive sprawling estates in Miami, has made his earning by combining two or more people on a track, make em sing songs and then Mr Khaled continues to make money/leeches off of the artist's talent. He does not have any talent whatsoever rather than shouting his name on records which he himself has not put any effort ,talent since he is incapable of that. He says his music is 'THE BEST' even though it sounds worse than lil pump, He literally has a company named 'WE THE BEST MUSIC", more like we the WE THE TITS MUSIC. The guy has TITS bigger than a whale's cunt. The guy's ego is bigger than the person who found the solution for breast enlargement. He is so cringe that if there was a cringe-meter besides Titty khaled, the meter would blow up more than the atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Even though his music is more mediocre than my academics, the guy has the audacity to sue billboard since his mediocre album was #2 rather than #1. He literally thought his album was better than Billie Eillish's. And..... that's it folks. OH, he also dances like a bull frog.

RICK:WHY SHOULD I PUT YO NAME IN MA PRESENTATION?
DJ KHALED: HEY, I AM THE ARAB OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, MAKE MONEY OF THEM BLACKS.

by MAGUY April 20, 2020

khaleda

a mysterious person that you ever met,she loved to draw an anime cartoon.When you get close to her she gonna make you smile every day.DONT MAKE HER FEEL AD BECAUSE IT WILL BECOME WRONG................

YOU ARE AWESOME KHALEDA!

by gaza4life September 27, 2018