knobs on

A game where a group of men secretly expose there individual penis' in a crowded room such as a bar and poke someone with it, at which point they shout to their friends, 'knob' s on'.

Knobs on, 5 points to me said Rich.

by Barry big bones December 24, 2016

Control knobs

1. An utter mistake of an action, one which immediately disgusts all which are around.
2. An utter mistake of a person, one whose presence immediately disgusts all which are around.

"He's such a control knobs."
"(The most moronic sentence ever uttered)" - 🎛️

by ControlKnobsEnjoyer1961 March 23, 2023

knoomsayin'

The slang term of Know What I'm Sayin'.

Dat boy Jay is a real screwhead, knoomsayin'?
He bang nuttin' but screw er'day, knoomsayin'?

by Screwmatic August 5, 2007

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007

knobsense

the use of cocklogic, when inebriated, to pick a potential victim for an evening's mating.

i put me willy in a minger -it was utter knobsense.

by gubbins July 10, 2007

Knobsickle

A small penis, when erect

My boyfriend has a knobsickle

by furrylampshade2543 November 9, 2009

floyds knobs

A small village in Indiana where a bunch of middle class people think they are rich. The nicest restaurant is literally named, "A Nice Restaurant". Anything designer that might be seen in this village is a knock off because everyone spends there extra cash on diesel fuel for their pick up trucks. This is an attempt to feel like they are living the 'salt life' when in reality everyone is just smoking too much dirt weed.

Oh you're from Floyds Knobs? ......turbo diesel.....

by Sherriff White February 21, 2018