knob gobbler

(n): refers to any of the clean and well-spoken members of the Land Rec crew (non-staff... except for Parise since he fits the definition).

Keep reaching for that rainbow!
synonym cock nibbler,idiot,moron, scatterbrain

Jack pine need sunlight ya fackin' knob gobbler!

by GT August 11, 2004

knob gobbler

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions

There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.

by testacular August 16, 2016

Knob gobbler

Oral fixation with cylindrical objects, not necessarily sexual but usually is.ï

Just drink your beer without swallowing the bottle too, damn knob gobbler!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Knob Gobbler

Legend says when you play with your pp parts the knob gobbler will come and eat your genitals off.

I played with my pp part and then the knob gobbler came and ate my pp.

by BruhBruh1235 February 27, 2021

Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Flaming knob-gobbler

When a girl eats a bag of flaming hot Cheetos and she sucks your dick and you finish in her mouth and she uses the cum to cool her mouth

Guy1: Jenny gave me a flaming knob-gobbler at work yesterday
Guy2: I bet that was hot
Guy1: yeah it was until I pissed flames for the next 3 hours

by Coolguy5069 February 17, 2026

Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.

Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008