Knitler

A knitted Hitler doll.

Nazi Granma: "Look if knitted the Führer, I call it Knitler"

by Flamarus September 29, 2017

Kritter

Kritter. A very small and yet ferocious creature who is both adorably cuddly and volitiley vicious at the same time. The name of a lethally cute black and white chihuahua that came from out of the desert.

"Did you see that adorable Kritter running thru the desert? She is so cute but she almost tore my leg off!"

by Redlightsquirrel January 6, 2020

knitted Nightmare

a chainmail like wool garment, worn by a women of a certain age.

“Oh mum, you must be boiling in the knitted nightmare!!”

by smelly old witch June 20, 2020

kritter kid

Someone who is not very pogchamp.

Wow you're such a kritter kid.

by I Love Pokimane August 31, 2020

knittel

A term used to describe a coarse or rude person, especially with respect to highly technical topics. Nick Burns, your company's comuter guy series of skits on Saturday Night Live perfectly describes someone knittel in nature.

That help desk operator was being a complete knittel...he could have at least been polite in helping me fix my computer.

by William Bowen April 4, 2008

Knitster

Teenagers wearing knitted hats and large tortoise shell glasses that go to coffee houses, local acoustic music shows and other "scene" places to knit.

"Those knitsters sitting behind me just finished knitting a red scarf."

by NoFistsinFights November 30, 2009

Klittering

Female masturbation

*Combining the words (clitoris + glitter) to celebrate female masturbation and replace masterbate with a more exotic and sexy name.

I called my girlfriend last night to ask what she was doing and se said she was watching porn and Klittering

I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!

by TFC Coleman July 12, 2015