kelpie bra

A bra designed to 'round them up, push them up'. Make breasts look larger.

Kelpie Bra
Push-up Bra

by dd-cup October 9, 2013

kelptomaniac

A person who compulsively steals seaweed.

Police arrested the young kelptomaniac after witnesses spied him shoving sushi wrappers into his jacket.

by amfv June 20, 2011

Kelping

To have intercourse with a man, covered in kelp, to create the illusion of being a kelp monster. Whenever the girl attempts to scream or moan, the man slaps her with his kelp hands.

Mike was kelping Chelsea on Saturday. He kelped her up, down, sideways, all across town and back.

by Bronos September 1, 2015

knellerhead

Usually assumes the form of an insecure wannabe badass with a chip on the shoulder the size of a buick, and an IQ number less than their shoe size. Your average knellerhead can usually be found trolling internet bodybuilding forums under multiple psuedonyms... but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

The knellerheads are at it again - when will they learn that we can see their IP addresses, they're not in China, and they've got five screen names?

by Hans Albrecht Bethe February 27, 2005

Kneeples

A condition inherent to older women (and some men along with a few younger fat people)
that causes one's mammary glands to gravitate to their thighs, therefore causing the nipples to
chafe one's knees.

Man 1: Why is that woman's knee all pink?
Man 2: Bad case of Kneeples, Merle. Take my picture with it!

by Foo00 June 12, 2008

knelbow

The back of the knee. The knelbow is to the leg as the elbow is to the arm.

If you get kicked in the knelbow you'll probably fall down.

by Dr. T. Awesome July 7, 2010

knulped

A specific fetish or kink where sexual pleasure is derived from watching everyday "normal person" behavior.

I have such a knulped for the postal service workers. Just watching them open my mailbox and stuff huge packages inside is the highlight of my day. I think I've signed up for every free print catalog in existence.

by BlakelikesBBC June 18, 2020